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The Baltimorons (2025)

Directed by Jay Duplass

Fire eye rating icon4.4/5INSTINCT "MINDY"

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Quick Hit

The Baltimorons leans into tension and unpredictability, delivering a solid genre hit.

Full Take

The Baltimorons builds atmosphere with a steady hand, mixing suspense and character pressure into something that keeps you locked in. It’s not reinventing the genre, but it delivers enough intensity and style to make it worth your time.

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Mar 27, 2026Last updated

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Talk back to the verdict

User4973Mar 10, 2026

This didn’t really land for me overall, but I can see why some people like it.

User4404Jan 4, 2026

trash 💩

User4280Dec 14, 2025

This didn’t really land for me overall, but I can see why some people like it.

User7299Nov 23, 2025

wtf 😳

User3433Sep 1, 2025

solid 👍

User4387Aug 19, 2025

Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.

User3495Jun 23, 2025

meh 😐

User7144May 10, 2025

meh 😐

User8635May 6, 2025

meh 😐

User4694Dec 26, 2024

I actually agree with this take. It’s not perfect but it definitely delivers in key moments.

Riley GrayNov 19, 2024

I’m in the middle on this one. There are definitely some strong moments, but also parts that didn’t fully connect.

User1539Nov 1, 2024

There’s a lot to like here, but also a lot that holds it back from being great.

User7779Oct 15, 2024

Not perfect but had some solid moments.

User9791Oct 12, 2024

This didn’t really land for me overall, but I can see why some people like it.

User3460Sep 29, 2024

There’s a lot to like here, but also a lot that holds it back from being great.

User3281Aug 8, 2024

Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.

User6732Jul 2, 2024

solid 👍

User1142Jun 11, 2024

Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.

User7049May 26, 2024

🔥 fire

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