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Smurfs (2025)

Directed by Chris Miller

Skull rating icon3.8/5ARCHITECT "LEEANNA"

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Quick Hit

Smurfs leans into tension and unpredictability, delivering a solid genre hit.

Full Take

Smurfs builds atmosphere with a steady hand, mixing suspense and character pressure into something that keeps you locked in. It’s not reinventing the genre, but it delivers enough intensity and style to make it worth your time.

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Mar 27, 2026Last updated

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User8025Feb 18, 2026

meh 😐

User2692Feb 17, 2026

This didn’t really land for me overall, but I can see why some people like it.

User9579Feb 6, 2026

This one actually worked for me.

User1336Jan 15, 2026

This didn’t really land for me overall, but I can see why some people like it.

Nina YoungNov 3, 2025

I’m somewhere in the middle on Smurfs. There’s real craft in it and you can feel what it’s going for. My issue is that it doesn’t fully cash in on everything it sets up. So yeah, I respect it more than I love it.

User9380Oct 31, 2025

meh 😐

User6730Aug 10, 2025

trash 💩

User4001Jul 24, 2025

Not perfect but had some solid moments.

User6436Jan 31, 2025

Not perfect but had some solid moments.

User6542Jan 1, 2025

wtf 😳

User6019Dec 11, 2024

I actually agree with this take. It’s not perfect but it definitely delivers in key moments.

User1990Sep 11, 2024

I actually agree with this take. It’s not perfect but it definitely delivers in key moments.

User3829Jul 12, 2024

Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.

User2661Jul 9, 2024

solid 👍

User2023Jun 27, 2024

Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.

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