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Orphan (2009)
Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra
Quick Hit
Orphan hits like a head-trip horror piece—twisty, trashy, and leaves a bad taste on purpose.
Full Take
Orphan leans hard into psychological horror energy, and Jaume Collet-Serra keeps the tone twisty without letting the movie drift. This one understands that tension beats noise, so it keeps tightening the screws until you're stuck in it. Not flawless, but the swing is worth it.
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Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.
Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.
This one actually worked for me.
Not perfect but had some solid moments.
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There’s a lot to like here, but also a lot that holds it back from being great.
Not perfect but had some solid moments.
This is one of those where the vibe is strong but parts of Orphan still feel uneven.
Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.
🔥 fire