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4.5/5EXECUTIONER "ACE"
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Directed by Mary Bronstein
4.5/5EXECUTIONER "ACE"Quick Hit
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You leans into tension and unpredictability, delivering a solid genre hit.
Full Take
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You builds atmosphere with a steady hand, mixing suspense and character pressure into something that keeps you locked in. It’s not reinventing the genre, but it delivers enough intensity and style to make it worth your time.
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Mar 27, 2026Last updated
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Not perfect but had some solid moments.
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This didn’t really land for me overall, but I can see why some people like it.
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🔥 fire
I actually agree with this take. It’s not perfect but it definitely delivers in key moments.
Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.
trash 💩
Not perfect but had some solid moments.
wtf 😳
I actually agree with this take. It’s not perfect but it definitely delivers in key moments.
Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.
I actually agree with this take. It’s not perfect but it definitely delivers in key moments.
wtf 😳
wtf 😳
Not perfect but had some solid moments.
wtf 😳
Kinda mixed but I get the appeal.
solid 👍
solid 👍
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Not perfect but had some solid moments.
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